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Acme Intimidation Systems, L.L.C.
"Creative and innovative solutions for busybody neighbors"
P51D Mustang
Remote Control Scale Model P-51D Mustang. Great for "buzzing" neighbors doing yardwork, carrying in groceries, etc. Can be launched from remote location and set on autopilot to circle your neighborhood until you're set to conduct your sortie. Optional wing tanks provide extended flight time. Not recommended for heavily wooded areas.
Here's looking back at ya
Cardboard Cutout for Window. Neighbors across the street ever spy on you with binoculars from inside their home? If so just place one of these lifesize standup cardboard cutouts in your window and leave the curtains/blinds open. It will cure them of being a peeping tom in a hurry. Many models to choose from.


Tornado Siren
Air Raid and Tornado Siren. Simply conceal from your neighbors' view. Will send them scurrying for the basement or bathtub when set off at the first thunderclap of an approaching storm. Also available with the system is a short range focused electronic jammer capable of overriding radio and television signals. Comes with microphone for broadcasting your own "alerts".

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