Two Short Ones

Q. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize that she could play it in the afternoon.

Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned during spring training.

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.

Q: Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriter.