Soooo Blonde

She was Soooooooo Blonde . .

• She thought a quarterback was a refund.
• She thought General Motors was in the army.
• She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
• She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
• At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

• She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
• Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

• She tripped over a cordless phone.
• She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
• She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
• She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

• She studied for a blood test.
• She sold the car for gas money.
• When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
• When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

• When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
• She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
• She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
• She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

• She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company