Men and Women

Courtesy of David R.

How to Impress a Woman:

• Compliment her.
• Cuddle her.
• Kiss her.
• Caress her.
• Love her.
• Stroke her.
• Tease her.
• Comfort her.
• Protect her.
• Hug her.
• Hold her.
• Spend money on her.
• Wine & dine her.
• Buy things for her.
• Listen to her.
• Care for her.
• Stand by her.
• Support her.
• Go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to Impress a Man:

• Show up naked.
• Bring beer.

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