Male Aging

AGE/DRINK

• 17 - Beer
• 25 - Vodka
• 35 - Scotch
• 48 - Double Scotch
• 66 - Maalox

AGE/SEDUCTION LINE

• 17 - My parents are away for the weekend.
• 25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
• 35 - My fiancée is away for the weekend.
• 48 - My wife is away for the weekend.
• 66 - My second wife is dead.

AGE/FAVORITE SPORT

• 17 - sex
• 25 - sex
• 35 - sex
• 48 - sex
• 66 - napping

AGE/DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

• 17 - "tongue"
• 25 - "breakfast"
• 35 - "She didn't set back my therapy."
• 48 - "I didn't have to meet her kids."
• 66 - "Got home alive."

AGE/FAVORITE FANTASY

• 17 - getting to third
• 25 - airplane sex
• 35 - menage a trois
• 48 - taking the company public
• 66 - Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

AGE/FAVORITE HOUSE PET

• 17 - roaches
• 25 - stoned-out college roommate
• 35 - German Shepherd
• 48 - children from his first marriage
• 66 - Barbie

AGE/WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

• 17 - 25
• 25 - 35
• 35 - 48
• 48 - 66
• 66 - 17