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1 - Blaming your farts on me... not
very funny at all.
2 - Yelling at me for
barking.......I'M A DOG YOU IDIOT!!!
3 - Taking me for a walk and not
letting me check stuff out... whose walk is this anyway?
4 - Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose... STOP IT!!!
5 - Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons... Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6 - The sleight of hand "fake fetch throw"... you fooled a dog... what a proud moment in your life this must be for you!!!
7 - Taking me to the vet for the "Big Snip" and acting surprised when I freak out the NEXT time we go to the vet!!! HELLO!?!?!?
8 - Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests... Gee, I haven't quite mastered the handshake yet!
9 - How you act disgusted when I lick myself... Look, we both know the truth... you're jealous!
10 - Dog sweaters... Duuhhh, have you noticed the stuff on me called... FUR?
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