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Tongue Twisters

Courtesy of Laura

Things that are difficult to say drunk

  1. Innovative
  2. Preliminary
  3. Proliferation
  4. Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

  1. Specificity
  2. British Constitution
  3. Passive-aggressive disorder
  4. Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

  1. Thanks, but I don't want to ! sleep with you.
  2. Nope, no more booze for me.
  3. Sorry, but you're not really my type!
  4. No kebab for me, thank you.
  5. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
  6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
  7. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
  8. Thank you, but I! won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
  9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to pee in the street.
  10. I must be going home now because I have to work in the morning.
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