Car Name Acronyms

AUDI

• Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
• Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

• Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
• Big Money Works
• Bought My Wife
• Brutal Money Waster

BUICK

• Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET

• Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
• Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE

• Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
• Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT

• Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
• Fix It All the Time
• Fix it again, Tony!

FORD

• backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
• First On Recall Day
• First On Rust and Deterioration
• Fix Or Repair Daily
• Found On Road, Dead
• Fault Of R&D
• Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

GM

• General Maintenance

GMC

• Garage Man's Companion
• Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA

• Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI

• Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

MAZDA

• Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

• Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
• Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB

• Send Another Automobile Back
• Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA

• Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

• Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

• Virtually Worthless