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Chinese in 5 Minutes

Courtesy of Ken G.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes / You MUST read translation out loud

 1. That is not right
 2. Are you harboring a fugitive?
 3. See me ASAP
 4. Stupid Man
 5. Small Horse
 6. Did you go to the beach?
 7. I bumped into a coffee table
 8. I think you need a face lift
 9. It is very dark in here
10. I thought you were on a diet
11. This is a tow away zone
12. Premature ejaculation
13. Staying out of sight
14. He is cleaning his automobile
15. Your body odor is offensive
16. Great
Sum Ting Wong
Hu Yu Hai Ding
Kum Hia Nao
Dum Fuk
Tai Ni Po Ni
Wai Yu So Tan
Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
Chin Tu Fat
Wao So Dim
Wai Yu Mun Ching
No Pah King
Wai Yu Kum Nao
Lei Ying Lo
Wa Shing Ka
Yu Stin Ki Pu
Fa Kin Su Pa

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