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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was
greeted by a
young woman with three small children running around
at her feet.
He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have
you ever used
the product?"
She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it
for?"
She replied, "We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken aback. He said,
"Usually people
lie to me and say that they use it on a child's
bicycle chain or to help
with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most
people do use it for
sex.
I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank
so far, can you
tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My
husband and I
put it on the doorknob, and it keeps the kids out."
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