Fish Story


NOTE: Some versions of this story currently circulating on the Internet email grapevine place it in Round Lake, Saskatchewan, when in fact it took place at Sandalwood Lake in Kansas. See snopes.com. Many thanks to Pam Driver, who took the photos below, for contacting Humor Etc and alerting us that the story originally posted on this page was incorrect.

From Panama to the Great Lakes, Bill Driver's done pretty well fishing over the past 50 years.

Now he's wondering if he'd have done even better with a different kind of bait. "I never considered using a kid's basketball," Driver said. "Maybe I should have."

Friday afternoon, Driver was standing on the deck of his house near 119th Street West and Central when he saw an eight-inch ball floating in Sandalwood Lake.

Noticing the ball wasn't floating normally, Driver wandered to his dock for a closer look. A catfish had its mouth stuck around the ball.

Driver hollered for his wife, Pam, to get a camera while he unrigged the sail from his nine-foot boat, wading into the lake and corralling the fish toward shore with the sail as a seine.

Several times, the flathead tried to dive, only to have the ball buoy it back to the surface.

The fish appeared to be exhausted and offered little resistance once in the shallows.

Things may have gone easier had the fish the strength to struggle.

"I just couldn't pull that ball out of its mouth," Driver said. "I was lifting up out of the water as best I could by the ball. I finally sent my wife to the house to get a knife."

Driver carefully deflated the ball. Estimated at 50 pounds, the fish swam toward the deepest part of the lake.

Driver has no plans of targeting the fish in the near future.

Instead, he'll probably continue to fish for the bass and panfish that swim within the one-acre lake.

"I guess I might try fishing with a golf ball," Driver said. "Smaller fish, smaller bait."

Yes, the below photographs are real, taken at Sandalwood Lake in Kansas on 28 May 2004. The above account of the circumstances under which the pictures were taken appeared in The Wichita Eagle on 30 May 2004.

catfish with basketball in mouth







(Photos by Pam Driver)

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