Courtesy of Michael B.
A young lady comes home from a date, rather sad.
Her mother asks, "What's the matter, Honey?"
"Anthony proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?"
"Because he's an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell!"
"Marry him anyway. dear. Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he really is."