Geography by Gender
Courtesy of Michael B.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 39 she is like France . Gently aging, but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 40 and 50 a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, she is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After age 70, she becomes like Afghanistan . Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between 15 and 70, a man is like the former Iraq - ruled by a dick.