Stories/Jokes: Battle of the Sexes

Married Couple

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and -- abracadabra! -- two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I am." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish....So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -- abracadabra! -- the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story..... Men might be ungrateful idiots.... But fairies are......female!

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