The Perfect Day

Courtesy of David R.

The Perfect Day According To...

HER:

  • 8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
  •   9:00 - 5 pounds lighter on the scale
  •   9:30 - Light breakfast
  • 11:00 - Sunbathe
  • 12:30 - Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
  •   1:45 - Shopping
  •   2:30 - Run into husband's ex - notice she's gained 30lbs.
  •   3:00 - Facial, massage, nap
  •   7:30 - Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
  • 10:00 - Make love
  • 11:30 - Pillow talk in his big strong arms

HIM:

  • 10:00 - Wake up
  • 10:02 - SEX
  • 10:10 - Big Breakfast
  • 11:30 - Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
  •   2:15 - Enormous lunch with BEER
  •   3:15 - SEX
  • 3:25 - Play sports with the guys
  •   4:30 - Drink BEER with the guys
  •   6:30 - Meet Claudia Schiffer
  •   6:40 - SEX
  •   6:50 - Huge dinner, more BEER
  •   8:00 - Fall asleep with BEER watching TV while dreaming of having SEX with Claudia Shiffer
  • 11:00 - Full on, get down, gorilla SEX, more BEER
  • 11:10 - Sleep
  •   2:30 - Fart
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