Top ten tips to identify PMS:

• 10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
• 9.   You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
• 8.   The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
• 7.   Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
• 6.   You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
• 5.   Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
• 4.   You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
• 3.   You're counting down the days until menopause.
• 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
• 1.   The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.