Cat Mind Games


  • Stare with the exact same expression whether you're looking at nothing or an ax murderer.
  • Wait till your human lays out their clothes and decide this would be the perfect place to take a nap.
  • Race through the house, hair on end and stop in an attack pose. Then walk of nonchalantly. Repeat as necessary.
  • Play with invisible objects.
  • Wait till your human is asleep and jump up and start kneeding any available body parts.
  • Figure 8 your humans legs while they are walking around the kitchen cooking something you won't get a bite of.
  • Before your human gets out of their bed, make sure your napping in the bathroom doorway.
  • Leave gifts of small animal body parts in your human' s shoes. Then wait to be praised. Stalk off if not rewarded for your gift.
  • If you absolutly have to go to the vet, cling to your human's head, howling at the top of your lungs and spew hairballs on the vet.
  • Wait till your human is eating, then jump on the table and shed.
  • Using the litterbox at your human's mealtimes can be great fun.
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