Courtesy of Prentiss F.
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to
the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep
this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair"
hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register, the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use
this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for
a couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either, if you must
know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."