Things that are difficult to say drunk
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
- British Constitution
- Passive-aggressive disorder
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
- Thanks, but I don't want to ! sleep with you.
- Nope, no more booze for me.
- Sorry, but you're not really my type!
- No kebab for me, thank you.
- Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
- I'm not interested in fighting you.
- Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
- Thank you, but I! won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
- Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to pee in the street.
- I must be going home now because I have to work in the morning.