Courtesy of David R.
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following
- The first worm in alcohol -- dead.
- Second worm in cigarette smoke -- dead.
- Third worm in sperm -- dead.
- Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -- "What can you learn from this demonstration?
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said; "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."