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Bible Knowledge Test

Actual answers given on a Bible knowledge test by younger students from a sunday school class:

  • Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.
  • Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
  • Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.
  • The seventh commandment is "thou shalt not admit adultery."
  • Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
  • Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
  • The people who followed Jesus were called Decibels.
  • The espistles were the wives of the apostles.
  • One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
  • Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Herrod.
  • Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
  • David fought the Finkelsteins, which a race of people who lived in Bible times.
  • The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathic Genitals.
  • A Christian should have only one wife, this is called monotony.
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