Courtesy of Ken G.
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a
grocery store was very surprised when a very
attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face
He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't
remember ever having seen her before.
Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a
mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really
sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the
father of one of my children," and walked out of the
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What
the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive
woman who can't keep track of who fathers her
However, he was somewhat flattered that he might
resemble one of her former lovers. Then again he got a
little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought
but, MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had
been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father
He sat in his car, holding his head in his hands,
never realizing that she was his son's second grade teacher!