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Dysfunctional Family
Courtesy of David R.
Your Family May Be Dysfunctional If...
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Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA.
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Your mother and your pre-teen sister are always fighting over the last beer.
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In the middle of a family reunion, the FBI cuts power to the ranch.
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The bikers next door are always complaining about the noise.
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There cannot be a crisis today: my schedule is already full.
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Family discussions usually begin with "Put the gun down."
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Instead of saying Grace at dinner, dad reads a passage from Penthouse Forum.
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Thanksgiving dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey.
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The new bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.
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