Courtesy of Prentiss F.
A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut
before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there
was a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall
from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15, and
stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz
and trim. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his head and surveyed his
reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures $20."
"Why not?" he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot,
and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later he pulled his
hands out and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, "Machine provides a service men need
when away from Their Wives, 50 cents."
He looked both ways, put 50 cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with
some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine
started buzzing, he let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, he was able to
withdraw his member....which now had a button neatly sewn on the end!