Courtesy of Ken G.
This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware
Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a
new hinge, so he sent
his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store.
At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful
teapot on a top shelf
while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the manager, to
finish waiting on a
When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much
for the teapot.
Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba
had sent her to buy, and
Joe Bob went to the backroom to find it.
From the backroom Joe Bob yelled, "Mary Louise, you
wanna screw for that
To which Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for the