Courtesy of Prentiss F.
You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a large wedding with about 300 guests... At the reception after
the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank both his
and the bride's family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing
such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party's, was an envelope. He said this was his gift
to everyone and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
envelope was an 8" x 10" glossy of his Bride having sex with the best
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guest's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about
the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has
balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we could get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
- Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.........$32,000.
- Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
- Deluxe pre-paid two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
- The look on everyone's face when they see the 8" x 10" glossy photograph
of the bride and the best man having sex..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's