Italian Philosophy

Courtesy of Prentiss F.

An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson into his bedroom.

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to you watch and say "Times up!!

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