Two Pump Chump
Courtesy of Randy C.
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to
go to the doctor.
He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting
ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter
pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife At
home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two
began, they found themselves in the celebrated 69 position. The man,
moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How
did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well. When I fired the pistol, my wife
shit in my face, bit 3 inches off my pecker and my neighbor came out
of the closet with his hands in the air."