Inspirational Office Slogans

Top 25 slogans we'd like to see on those office inspirational posters:

  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  • We put the "k" in "kwality."
  • If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
  • Plagiarism saves time.
  • If at first you don't succeed, try management.
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  • The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  • Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
  • We waste time, so you don't have to.
  • Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
  • Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
  • Succeed in spite of management.
  • Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
  • We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.
  • You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you.
  • Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
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