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Courtesy of Prentiss F.

THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS:

  • FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
  • FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
  • FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
  • FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
  • FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out a while..better be a reward.
  • NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
  • GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
  • JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
  • WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)...

  • FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month, wife knows everything.
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