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"Space, the final frontier. These have been the voyages of the Space Shuttle Discovery," said Shatner in a specially recorded introduction to the "Theme from Star Trek," played as wake-up music at 2:23am (0723 GMT). "Her 30 year mission: To seek out new science. To build new outposts. To bring nations together on the final frontier. To boldly go, and do, what no spacecraft has done before," said Shatner, who played Captain Kirk in the popular television and movie series....read more from The Daily Telegraph (UK) (March 7, 2011)