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Redneck Computer Lingo

Computer Terms For Rednecks:

  • Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
  • Bar Code - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
  • Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick
  • Byte - What your pit-bull done to cousin Jethro
  • Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
  • Digital - The art of counting on your fingers
  • Diskette - Female Disco dancer
  • Fax - What you lie about to the IRS
  • Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
  • Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
  • Hard Drive - Memphis to Jacksonville
  • Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
  • Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the Caterpillar
  • Kilobyte - Huntin' for food
  • Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
  • Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers
  • Modem - What ya do when the weeds get too high
  • Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live
  • Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
  • Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
  • ROM - Where the pope lives
  • Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
  • Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast
  • Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year
  • SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear
  • Terminal - Time to call the undertaker
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