Courtesy of David R.
BOBBITT VIRUS: Removes a vital part of your hard disk then
re-attaches it. (But that part will never work again.)
AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service
MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too
much for the AT&T virus.
PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around.
It warns you of impending hard disk attack: Once, if by LAN; twice, if
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never identifies itself as a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."
ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just
before the whole damn thing quits.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. It'll
TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple bytes out of your Apple.
AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data is in
FREUDIAN VIRUS: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its
NIKE VIRUS: Just does it.
STAR TREK VIRUS: Invades your system in places where no virus has
HEALTH CARE VIRUS: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing
wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.