Courtesy of Prentiss F.
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith to see
about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith told her,
"Everyday after your shower, rub your chest and say, "Scooby
doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
She did this faithfully for several months and it
worked! She grew great boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus and
realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't do the
little rhyme, she got right out there in the middle
aisle of the bus and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger
A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a patient of Dr.
Smith's by any chance?"
"Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory