Courtesy of Ken G.
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.
One year, one of the fleas arrived in Miami and was shivering and shaking...
The other flea asks him "Why are you shaking so badly?"
The first flea says..."I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache
of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea says..."that's the worst way to travel...you should do what I do...
go to the New Jersey airport bar, have a few drinks and, while you're there,
look for a nice stewardess...crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy.
It's definitely the best way to travel."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he'll give it a try next winter.
A year goes by...
When the first flea shows up in Miami he's shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says..."what's with the shaking again...didn't you try what I told you?"
"Yes" says the first flea.
"I did exactly as you said...I went to the New Jersey airport bar, I had a few drinks
and finally, this nice young stewardess came in...
I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot and it was so nice and warm that I fell asleep...
when I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."