Courtesy of Suzie S.
A cowboy walks into a bar and after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan
'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS,
because 'It really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he
will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man
sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
Th e fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and
keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD,
because" 'Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford
lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a
Rock!' " And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,
"The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A