Courtesy of Suzie A.
Way down in Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. So, he took her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, "Hey, Bubba! You just had a son! Ain't that grand!"
Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke and said, "Hold on, ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Bubba! You got a daughter!! She's a pretty little thing too." Bubba got kinda puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Bubba, you just had yourself another boy!"
When Bubba and his wife got home with their three new babies he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night when we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 oil?"
She said, "Yeah, I do."
Bubba said, "I reckon it's a damn good thing we didn't use WD-40!"