Trailer Trash


You might be trailer trash, if....

  • The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  • You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
  • You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
  • You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
  • Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
  • You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
  • Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this."
  • You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
  • You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
  • Your Junior/Senior Prom had a daycare.
  • You think the last words to' The Star Spangled Banner' are, "Gentlemen, start your engines".
  • You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
  • The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
  • You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
  • One of your kids was born on a pool table.
  • 16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
  • 17. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
  • 18. You can't get married to your sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
  • 19. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
  • 20. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
  • 21. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos".
  • 22. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
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