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My brother, nephews and a friend go "fishing" down a small drainage ditch in the flooded Spoon River [Midwest US]. They counted 70+ 5-10lb. Asian Carp once they stopped the boat. The funniest part, is that Matthew, my youngest nephew, is curled up in the fetal position in the front of the boat the entire time, and you never see him! Also it is absolutely infinitely more hilarious when viewed in slow motion. Posted on YouTube by boodhaman
Footnote from Neatorama: Asian Flying Carp are an invasive species that is currently wreaking havoc on Midwestern waterways. And as you can see, they’re aggressive.