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Blonde Medical Terms

Courtesy of David R.

Blonde Medical Term Translations

  • Anally -- occurring yearly
  • Artery -- study of paintings
  • Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
  • Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
  • Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
  • Caesarian section -- district in Rome
  • Cat scan -- searching for kitty
  • Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
  • Colic -- sheep dog
  • Coma -- a punctuation mark
  • Congenital -- friendly
  • D&C -- where Washington is
  • Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
  • Dilate -- to live long
  • Enema -- not a friend
  • Fester -- quicker
  • Fibula -- a small lie
  • Genital -- non-Jewish
  • G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
  • Grippe -- suitcase
  • Hangnail -- coat hook
  • Impotent -- distinguished, well known
  • Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
  • Labour pain -- got hurt at work
  • Medical staff -- doctor's cane
  • Morbid -- higher offer
  • Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
  • Node -- was aware of
  • Outpatient -- person who had fainted
  • Pap smear -- fatherhood test
  • Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
  • Post operative -- letter carrier
  • Protein -- favouring young people
  • Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
  • Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
  • Rheumatic -- amorous
  • Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
  • Secretion -- hiding anything
  • Seizure -- Roman emperor
  • Serology -- study of knighthood
  • Tablet -- small tablet
  • Terminal Illness -- sickness at airport
  • Tibia -- country in North Africa
  • Tumor -- an extra pair
  • Urine -- opposite of you're out
  • Varicose -- located nearby
  • Vein -- conceited
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