The Blonde and the Sheep
Courtesy of Godfrey
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing
blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.
A few days later, as she was out driving around the
countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of
Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the
shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"
The blonde thought for a moment and, for no
discernible reason, said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was,
understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're
right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take
your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and
finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more
playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and
said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can
guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"