Fun at the Zoo
It's a beautiful, warm spring morning; a man and his
wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.
As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in
front of a large, hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with
his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty
lady in the wavy
The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is
funny. He suggests
that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The
husband suggests she
pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play
along. She does,
Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall to show a
little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about
to tear the bars
"Now try lifting your dress up. Show your thighs and
sort of fan it at
he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy,
and now he's doing
Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door
to the cage, flings
her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache.