Why Math is Taught in School
(Written By A Very Wise Man)
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut
right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive
onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out
his window and made an nasty sign with his fingers at the woman..
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I always smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I
figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass
Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has P. M. S . That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females
have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females
carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that Every Single Day, I drive past at least one female
that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem,
has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has P.M.S., and is
Flip one off? ... I think not