Courtesy of Suzie S.
Four married guys went fishing.
After an hour, the following conversation took
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I
will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build
her a new deck for the pool."
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."
They continued to fish, until they realized the
guy had not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about
what you had to do to be able to come fishing this
weekend. What's the deal?"
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said,
"Fishing or Sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater."