Headlines From The Year 2050:

• Texas executes last remaining citizen
• Court clears AOLTimeWarnerGEDisneyCiscoFordRJRNabiscoExxonMobil of monopoly charges
• 50-year study: Diet and exercise key to weight loss
• Baby conceived naturally
• It wasn't the cigarettes -- It was the ashtrays
• Mother Monica dies: Revered hero of Bangkok slums overcame lurid past with US President
• Florida to be readmitted to union
• Plague of Spotted Owls threaten crops, livestock
• Wealthy Widow Anna Nicole Smith, 83, weds handsome young actor. "This is true love," he beams.
• Construction begins on Grenada War Memorial in DC
• Baltimore Rams defeat St. Louis Ravens
• Pope Phil II settles custody battle with ex-wife
• Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on mutants
• Younger generation's music provokes outrage of elders
• DC National Zoo to receive rare cow
• Authentic Year 2000 Chad sells for $6.9 million at Sotheby's
• Nursing home lawsuit case: Clinton denies candy striper's allegations