Funny Bumper Stickers
Courtesy of David R.
- Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
- If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
- Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
- 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
- Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
- You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
- Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
- Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
- My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
- GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
- All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
- I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- All men are idiots....I married their king.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
- Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
- Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.