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Car Name Acronyms
Courtesy of David R.
AUDI
- Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
- Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
- Big Money Works
- Bought My Wife
- Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
- Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET
- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
- Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
- Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
- Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
- Fix It All the Time
- Fix it again, Tony!
FORD
- backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
- First On Recall Day
- First On Rust and Deterioration
- Fix Or Repair Daily
- Found On Road, Dead
- Fault Of R&D
- Fast Only Rolling Downhill
- Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
GM
GMC
- Garage Man's Companion
- Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
HYUNDAI
- Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
MAZDA
- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
- Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
- Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB
- Send Another Automobile Back
- Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA
- Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
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