Stories/Jokes: Miscellaneous

More Famous Last Words

Courtesy of David R.

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Don't worry, it has airbags.

Hey what's that buzzing noise?

Don't worry, its not that deep.

One time at band camp....

No, he doesn't bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate....

"Homicidal Tendencies?"

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

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