Stories/Jokes: Miscellaneous

Fun on the Airplane

Courtesy of Randy C.

What to do on an airplane when you are seated next to a real jerk:

  1. Take out your laptop.
  2. Slowly open your laptop.
  3. Turn it on.
  4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
  5. Open your Internet browser.
  6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
  7. Breathe deeply and open this site: (NOTE: The site linked to here now has an annoying pop-up ad so be forewarned)
  8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

FYI: The Arabic writing at the top of the webpage linked to is just random letters, not real words, and the music is actually a popular love song.

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