Hi-Tech Worker


How you know you are a high tech worker:

  • It's dark when you drive to and from work.
  • You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
  • You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.
  • Your resume is on a flash drive in your pocket.
  • You learn about your layoff on CNN.
  • Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
  • Your supervisor hasn't the ability to do your job assignment.
  • You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
  • Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.
  • Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
  • Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
  • All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends.
  • 10% of the people you work with (boss included) -- know what they do.
  • Vacation is something you rollover to next year.
  • Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers" or "does something with satellites"
  • You read this entire list and understood it.
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